“It was love at first sight.
The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.”
‘Catch-22’ by Joseph Heller 
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Try one of these 1st paras & discover a new author:-
‘Hard-Boiled Wonderland and the End of the World’ by Haruki Murakami
‘The Philosopher’s Pupil’ by Iris Murdoch
‘The Bell Jar’ by Sylvia Plath

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